Jensen's Thingamajiggie

For 9.95
Look at all its uses

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Pooper Scooper
We use ours daily to pick up after our pets
But you can use it as a shovel, hoe or rake too

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Hearing Aid
What

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A Hat
Guaranteed to keep your head dry in the heaviest downpour
Also can be used for a motorcycle helmet

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Urinal
Great for camping or those long car rides

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Telescope
To look into your neighbors yard
Or just to gaze up at the stars at night

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An Unofficial Airline Yak Bag
Or take with you on your next Rollor Coaster Ride
Just think no more yelling STOp... Let me off this thing to puke
Other passengers will love you for not stopping the ride and wreaking it for them

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And for a limited time we will throw in this Jensen Handy Dandy Hanger
Can use it for
  • Hanging Picture
  • Coat Rack
  • Hanging tools
  • Towel Rack
    And Not just one Jensen hanger but 3
    comes in in small medium and large

    We know you say How can you offer this at such a fantastic price.
    Well its cause we are just CRAZEE

    So order yours today

    Jensen Thingamajiggie
    9.95




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